For Sale: Relics of a Bygone Age

How my latest Vinted selling spree has made me reflect on my pre-parenting life

My mind’s like the inside of a pinball machine. I think I know where I’m going with a thought, then PING! Off my attention flies somewhere else. When I saw the light bulb scene in Malcolm in the Middle for the first time, instead of laughing I just thought, Holy shit, that’s me!

Case in point was today. I’ve just finished a work call, and I glance over a…